After thirty years of marriage, the wife decided it was finally time to ask a question she’d secretly wondered about for years.
They were sitting together in the living room on a quiet evening. The TV was on, but neither of them was really watching it.
She glanced at her husband over the rim of her teacup and said casually, “After all these years… how would you describe me?”
He didn’t answer right away.
Instead, he studied her the way he used to when they were young—slowly, thoughtfully, as if he were seeing her for the first time all over again. She felt her heart flutter just a little. After three decades, that still happened.
Finally, he smiled and said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”
She blinked. “What does that mean?” she asked, trying not to laugh.
He leaned back, clearly enjoying himself.
“Adorable. Beautiful. Cute. Delightful. Elegant. Foxy. Gorgeous. Hot.”
Her face softened instantly. Thirty years of shared mornings, sleepless nights, arguments, makeups, kids, bills, and memories—all of it suddenly felt wrapped up in those words. She smiled, a little shy, a little proud.
“Oh,” she said warmly, touching his arm. “That’s so lovely.”
Then she paused, tilting her head.
“But… what about I, J, and K?”
He didn’t miss a beat.
With the same calm expression, he grinned and said,
“I’m Just Kidding.”
For a moment, the room went silent.
Then she burst out laughing, shaking her head as she reached for a pillow to throw at him. He laughed too, dodging it easily—because after thirty years, he knew exactly when to duck.
And that’s marriage: A little romance. A lot of laughter.
And just enough teasing to keep things interesting.
